Monster who does not want uppies. They don't. But they could use a hand. Please?

Monster who is old enough to drink. No, you don't need to see their identification. They can go about their business.

No, no, no. You must have misheard. This monster has a breading kink...

Monster who isn't one

Monster who isn't the one

Surprise! Did you fall for it? This monster is very much alive after all!

Monster who is dead for sure this time

Monster who thinks — and looks like — they might be dead...

Monster who fancies themself a bit of a writer

Monster who should have epics written about them. Well? What are you waiting for?